Theclearlydope: Me On The Phone: Yeah I’m Going To Be Late To Work Today. Supervisor: Why? Me: There’s A Cat Gang Bang Happening On Top Of My Car. Supervisor: (Silence) Supervisor: Well Can’t You Break It Up? Me: Who Am I To Break Up A Cat Gang
sunshinewithfitturtles: catsandcunts: screamcolor: Oh. ok I can already feel myself being that mother.
