tentacruels: On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

tentacruels: On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

Cadaverousgallant: I’m Honestly Laughing So Hard Right Now Omfg Soarin’ Flyin’ There’s Not S Tar In Heaven That We Can”T Reach

•Take Me To The• •Mountains•

•Take Me To The• •Mountains•

Belle-Morningstar: Remember That Time When The T Mobile Girl Was Really Sweet But Then Virgin Mobile Made Fun Of Her So T Mobile Stepped Its Shit Up It’s Like High School Drama Except With Phone Company’s

Smathmouth: Seeing Cute And Put-Together 14 And 15 Year Olds Gets Me So Angry They’re Supposed To Be Awkward With Bad Haircuts They’re Supposed To Suffer The Same Way I Did

Nucl3Arw3Ss3L: My Mom Is So Mean To Me

Corncop: Why Cant Students Grade Teachers On Their Shitty Teaching Ability

Lady-Tromboss: Imagine Getting Married After Many Months Of Planning, You’re Standing At The Altar With Your Significant Other In A Beautiful Room Filled With All Of Your Friends And Your Family And Every Single Person In That Room Over Age 10 Knows

Movie Theaters Are Actually Really Cute Like A Bunch Of Strangers Come Together To Watch A Movie Together With Snacks And Candy And Laughing And Crying Aw Good Job Movie Theaters I See What You Did There

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When I First Moved To Canada, I Showed Up To A Party And Started Putting My Beer In The Fridge. The Entire Kitchen Stopped To Stare In Wonder And Disbelief Until Someone Yelled Out ‘Don’t Fucking Waste Pizza Space. This Whole Country Is A F*Ckin

Heiwajima: Can We Skip School And University And Go To The Part Where I Become A Princess

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