When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin

When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin

Heiwajima: Can We Skip School And University And Go To The Part Where I Become A Princess

Magicalnaturetour: Pacific Harbor Seal Baby

Bombliate: Started From The Bottom And I Am Currently Still At The Bottom

Georgia-Darlin: Can I Have One?!?

Croutoncat: I Wanna Die But Maybe Something Cool Will Happen So Ill Stay Alive For Now

Romulusthread: My Math Teacher Saw Me Texting And Made Me Stand In Front Of The Room And He Told Me To Read The Texts But I Woulnt So He Took My Phone And Read The Last Three On There Out Loud And The First One Was “Im Hungry” And My Friend Replied

•Take Me To The• •Mountains•

•Take Me To The• •Mountains•

Vaspim: H0Odrich: It’s Not Called Cheating Its Called I Need To Pass This Fuckin Class

Hec-Ticglow: Love How Bus Drivers Give Each Other That Little Wave Or Nod When Their Buses Pass Like They’re In A Secret Bus Driver Club Who Are Actually On A Way More Important Mission Than What Seems, They’re Actually Out Preventing Public Mayhem

•Take Me To The• •Mountains•

Brbjellyfishing: What If Crazy Steve Killed Drake, Josh And Their Parents, Kidnapped Megan And Took Her To Seattle, Forced Her To Call Herself Carly, And Made Her Pretend She Was His Little Sister

BHMGoneWild B_Cups