Canisantiquus: Don’t Take Your Dog Out In The Afternoon Heat During Summer! Not Unless You’re Going To The River Or Beach, Or A Nice Cool Shady Spot. Humans Are Very Efficient At Staying Cool, Using Our Whole Bodies As Radiators. Dogs Not So
thegestianpoet: romanticize the fuck out of life if thats how you cope who cares fuck those text posts that are like “your life will never be a wes anderson movie” well of course it won’t but i’m buying that cute yellow tea kettle anyways motherfucker
