Eddie Valentine

Eddie Valentine

Mulder, It's Me

Mulder, It's Me

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Mulder, It's Me

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Rip-Homegirl: Picture Of A Vagina And A Butthole “Buy These Socks” -An Ad By American Apparel

Kylie Jenner

I-M-A-Good-Viper: Lesbians: Men:

Raptorific: I See How It Is. Rihanna Can Wear A Shiny, Completely Transparent Dress In Public And Everyone Loves It, But When I Did It, I Was “Wasting Saran Wrap” And “Ruining Easter, Daniel.”

Looxury: Have You Ever Felt So Desperate About Someone Not Liking You Back, That You Just Get This Tight, Squeezing Feeling In Your Chest And It Just Hurts So Much

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