beyoncebeytwice: you can tell the time of day by how fast your dash is moving

beyoncebeytwice: you can tell the time of day by how fast your dash is moving

Yiffmyass: Nyeeeeaaaah: A List Of Things That Do Not Offend People ••••• Why Are All The Dots Black You Fucking Racist

Sharingneedles: The Person Who Invented Marriage Was Creepy As Hell Like Hey Yo I Love U So Much Im Gonna Get The Government Involved So U Cant Leave

Intheendtheylljudgemeanyways: So I Was At The Mall Today Following This Black Couple With A Baby And The Baby Starts Crying And The Father Said “Yo Aint Nobody Wants To Hear That Shit” And The Baby Stopped Crying Instantaneously. It Was The Most

Crazybus: When I’m A Doctor Doing A Surgery Right Before The Person Goes Out Under The Anesthesia I’m Going To Say ‘Ok Pull Up The Wikihow Article’

Popeyeschicken: I Like Using A Lot Of Periods…………… It Makes Me Sound……………………………… Mysterious……………

Samyulle: Don’t You Hate It When You’re Reading A Chapter And Then It’s Coming To Its Climax And Omg What’s Gonna Happen, Then Woops, Your Eyes Dart To The Last Line And You Spoil Yourself And Hate Yourself For It

Oh-Emily-Jane: I Wish I Was One Of Those Girls Whos Beautiful And Doesnt Realize It But Im Just One Of Those Girls Whos Ugly And Totally Aware Of That

Exercise? More Like Extra Fries.

I Want To Appear Offline In Real Life

Kawaiians: Getting Older Is Scary Can I Stop

Sneadly: Why Are Books Not Waterproof I Want To Read In The Shower

Daily-Relief: If You Have A Crush On Me, Anonymously Send Me A 75 Page Poem, Typed, Double Spaced, 12 Pt Font, Times New Roman One Inch Margins Due Monday

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