illkim: I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them

illkim: I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them

Sodamnrelatable: When The Answers To A Question On A Test Are In Another Question

Holzical

Saddumbgirl: Idk If You Say Possesive Things Like “You’re Mine” I Get All Melty And Weird And Will Probably Fall In Love With You

General Booty Reporting 4 Duty

Nailpolishbreath: Awesomephilia: They Look So Peaceful When They’re Sleeping. This Is It This Is The Post That Has Killed Me

Oaf-Whisperer: White People

Broadway-Aradia: When You’re Finally Having A Conversation With Someone But Then You Send Them A Message And They Don’t Respond And You’re Just Like I Blew It

Crystalmethod-: Lipeachy23: A Possum Broke Into An Australian Bakery And Ate So Many Pastries It Couldn’t Move. This Is How They Found Him. You Go Little Guy

Zndrve: Munchkin Cats Can Make Any Sad Day Better~

Shitonskanks: Having Tattoos And Piercings Is Not Unprofessional.what’s Unprofessional Is Turning Down An Aspiring Employee Due To Superficial Reasons And Not Their Skill Level Or Experience.

Joshdallas: There’s Always That One Character You Will Defend Until Your Dying Breath No Matter How Flawed They Are

Vondell-Swain: “Mr President Is It True That You Have Not Fed Or Played With Any Of Your Neopets In 29 Years”

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