I wish I had a boyfriend or girlfriend that I could drag around with me everywhere beyond their wills ugh

I wish I had a boyfriend or girlfriend that I could drag around with me everywhere beyond their wills ugh

I Get Mean When I'm Nervous Like A Bad Dog

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Iwishihadafather: Amoying: Dad Voice Son, We Need To Talk About Your Url…. Yeah, We Do :(

Wurnbo: How Do People Wake Up In The Morning Feeling Refreshed

Pizza: Pizza: I’m Going To Name My Daughter Casserole So Then She’ll Get The Nickname Cass And People Will Be Like “Oh, Cass Is Short For Cassandra, Right?” And She Will Have To Explain To Them Her Name Is Casserole I’m Also Going To Have

Thorki: I Just Saw A Guy At Walmart And He Looked Like Morgan Freeman And He Caught Me Looking At Him And He Pointed At Me And Said “Im Not Morgan Freeman”

Text Posts R Us~

Positivemilk: But Mom How Am I Suppose To Buy Drugs With A Gift Card

That Guy From That Place

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: I Am Hugging You Because I Love You Also Someone Ate One Of Your Shoes But This Is Not About That

Shrugging

Beyankha: Mama B

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