fake-mermaid: i wonder what it’s like to be so good looking that people get nervous talking to you

fake-mermaid: i wonder what it’s like to be so good looking that people get nervous talking to you

Shutupaubrey: The Only Aisle I’ll Be Walking Down Is The Alcohol Section Of My Local Grocery Store

Pizza: When Someone Is Telling Me A Story All I Can Think About Is That I Can’t Wait For Them To Finish So That I Can Tell My Own Story That’s Better And Involves Me

Lieutenantsulu: True Bonding Is When You And Your Friends Are All Angry About The Same Thing

Psiioniic: Please Dont Immediately Conform To Every Opinion You See On Tumblr

Theoprahwinfreynetwork: Pop, Lock, And Drop Out Of High School

Mydogsnokes: I Have Been Tired For The Past 5 Years

Thehappinesshunt: So Today I Was Thinking How Overlooked Boys Body-Image Issues Are. Guys Have Standards Society Tries To Tell Them They Have To Reach In Order To Be Attractive. Dear Boys You Don’t Have To Have The Perfect V In Your Hips, Washboard

Unclehoran: Reblog If Your Left Hand Is Touching Your Face Or Your Legs Are Crossed

Handstyled: Plays A Slideshow Of All Your Failed Selfies At Your Funeral

Arcticcellardoor: I Made You Cum Don’t Ignore Me

Vvorldwideweb: So Much Porn On My Dash Not Enough Bible Verses

Drarna: Can’t Wait For The Release Of Jurassic Park 4D Where They Just Let Dinosaurs Loose In The Theater And You Have To Try To Survive For 2 Hours

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