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unclehoran: reblog if your left hand is touching your face or your legs are crossed

Handstyled: Plays A Slideshow Of All Your Failed Selfies At Your Funeral

Arcticcellardoor: I Made You Cum Don’t Ignore Me

Vvorldwideweb: So Much Porn On My Dash Not Enough Bible Verses

Drarna: Can’t Wait For The Release Of Jurassic Park 4D Where They Just Let Dinosaurs Loose In The Theater And You Have To Try To Survive For 2 Hours

3Liza: Fuckyoustreetharassment: Yesterday My Friend And I Were Walking Out Of Forever 21 And The Wind Blew My Skirt Up A Little. I Had Shorts On Underneath (For This Very Reason) But Two Guys In A Parked Car Saw It Happen And Yelled At Me To Lift It

Egberts: Teachers Who Call On Students Who Obviously Don’t Know The Answer Are The Biggest Dicks In The World Because They’re Flat Out Humiliating The Kid In Front Of All Their Peers

Urbancatfitters: Literally What The Fuck Am I Trying To Accomplish On This Website

I’m Actually Pretty Attractive If You Never Compare Me To Anyone Ever

Say It With Me Now Emotional Abuse Is Still Abuse Do Not Fucking Tell Me Someone With Abusive Parents “Had It Easy” Just Because The Abuse Wasn’t Physical Or Sexual Just Don’t

Wheredidthingsgoawry: My Absolute Most Favorite Thing To Hear In A Conversation Is “So, Random Question..&Amp;Ldquo;

Lonelywhiteasian: Gonna Replace My Blood With Semen. Then It’s Just A Matter Of Time Until A Mosquito Comes To Try Drinkin Me. All The Other Mosquitoes Are Gonna Bully The Shit Outta That Little Faggot Mosquito Like “Lmao U Been Suckin Cock Instead

Cokeflow: I Would Suck A Dick To Be Able To Teleport

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