wheredidthingsgoawry: My absolute most favorite thing to hear in a conversation is “so, random question..“

wheredidthingsgoawry: My absolute most favorite thing to hear in a conversation is “so, random question..“

Lonelywhiteasian: Gonna Replace My Blood With Semen. Then It’s Just A Matter Of Time Until A Mosquito Comes To Try Drinkin Me. All The Other Mosquitoes Are Gonna Bully The Shit Outta That Little Faggot Mosquito Like “Lmao U Been Suckin Cock Instead

Cokeflow: I Would Suck A Dick To Be Able To Teleport

Lady🍍Green

That Funny Blog

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Jacquemousse

Ispankmyturtle: Why Is It That Everyone Can Be An Asshole Towards Me And That’s Perfectly Fine But The Minute I Have Had Enough An Act Like An Asshole Its All Of A Sudden Not Okay

[Aggressively Rejects Adulthood]

Rnilkbreath: Eaaasy Tips On How To Tell Your Girlfriend To Lose Weight: Punch Yourslef Right In The Dick. If You Still Feel Like Telling Her To Lose Weight, Repeat Step One

Jacquemousse

Lokiliciouslife: It Had To Be Done…

Elementarysweetie: Frankoceans: Breathebieber: Posting Since I Haven’t Seen It On Tumblr To Reblog Yet Enjoy Justin Bieber Falling Face First On Your Blog Everyone The Kid Walking By Omg Cryifgn That’s What Happens When You Have Your Pants Round

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