internetexplorers: “mom im bleeding” “oh sweetie there’s no need to be worried that’s just a sign that you’re becoming a woman" “thank god, i was really starting to get worried about this axe in my shoulder"

internetexplorers: “mom im bleeding” “oh sweetie there’s no need to be worried that’s just a sign that you’re becoming a woman" “thank god, i was really starting to get worried about this axe in my shoulder"

Heysticks: Blowjob Advice: Make Sure Beforehand To Tap The Tip With Your Finger And Say, “Is This Thing On?&Amp;Ldquo;

Late-Night-Cruising: Can We Just Take A Minute To Appreciate Pringles For Never Lying To Us About The Amount Of Fucking Chips We’re Getting When We Fucking Open The Can

Geeses: If You Want My Legs To Be Shaved Every Day Then You Can Do It For Me And Ill See How Long It Takes For You To Not Care Anymore

Nosdrinker: Gmbeowulf: Metallickah: Unrealthings: Batreaux: This Is My Linen Closet, Shows You Some TowelsAnd This Is My Lenin Closet Shows You Communist Propaganda #Bed Bath And Bolsheviks #Communism Works On Paper But Not On Tile Or Marble

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas: That’s It. That’s The Show.

You Are Beautiful

Fetusparty: Sesame Street Crucifixion Special

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: Orangemuses: The Dream

Fat Ting, Big As Hell

Heavy Boots

Morningwine: Are Those Pants Made By Karl Marx? Because Dat Ass Is Causing An Uprising In My Lower Class.

Xmuchlovex: Open Your Chakras ~

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