ogfoodnun: Christmas list: Hot $1,0000,00000,000 Money

ogfoodnun: Christmas list: Hot $1,0000,00000,000 Money

Smokeporch: All The Single Ladies

Coolscar: &Amp;Ldquo;Ive Been Kicked In The Balls So I Know What Period Cramps Feel Like&Amp;Rdquo;

Pussylipgloss: Damn Why Waste Time To Try To Make Other People Feel Bad For No Reason When U Can Just…….Not Do That And Drink Some Water

Lameborghini: Getting Caught Taking Selfies In Public Changes U As A Person

Iantoscock: U Can’t Just Make The Bad Guy Hot And Tell Me That I’m Suposed To Hate Him

Omvr: 2Chainz Always Dancin Like Hes Caught In A Spider Web

Trying-To-Hide-The-Pain: Birds-Bones: What If School Burned Calories. What If School Burned Down.

Dietchola: I’m So Pissed That I’m Not A Hot Girl

Plutonique: My Motto Is Don’t Dress To Impress, Dress To Intimidate. Dress To Make Ppl Admire And Envy You So Much That It Literally Scares Them.

Yesimbeyonce: I Swear To God If The 1D Fandom Spent As Much Time Solving Crimes As They Do Analyzing The Boys’ Every Move They Could Find Out Who Killed Tupac

Tapdancers: Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A Novel By Me

Partybarackisinthehousetonight: Please. Stop Praying For My Grandpa!!!! You Are Making Him Too Strong. He Broke Out Of The Hospital And The Cops Cant Get Him. He’s Too Powerful

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