unimpressed2chainz: “i can’t pull off red lipstick” stop lying to yourself and stop lying to jesus

unimpressed2chainz: “i can’t pull off red lipstick” stop lying to yourself and stop lying to jesus

Richwhitelesbian: Sweetfleet: &Amp;Ldquo;You’re Not A Real Fan Unle-“ I Cant Believe This Rude Dog Interrupted And Then Swore At This Tumblr User

Mileyspyrus: Interviewer: So Tell Me A Bit About Yourself Me:

Fffcuk: Never Like A Boy You’ll End Up Either Hating Them Or Hating Yourself

Reallyreallyreallytrying: Medusa, Trying To Turn You To Stone, But You Accidentally Called Her “Melissa” When You First Walked In And Now You’re Too Embarrassed To Look At Her. “It’s Alright” She Keeps Saying “I Get It All The Time” But

Foxnewsofficial: You Can Win Any Argument If You Just Keep Replying With “So?” To Everything They Say Until They Have An Existential Crisis

Ibleachednirvana: I Want To Be In A Sitcom Where Someone Breaks A Wall And Then I Can Say “Gosh Darn It, This Is The Fourth Wall You’ve Broken This Month!” Then I Will Begin To Make Unbreakable Uncomfortable Eye Contact With The Camera As The Studio

Worcaholics: That One Person Who Thinks Its Edgy To Be Negative All The Time When Really All It Makes Them Is Irritating As Hell

Sixtiesqueen: If Youve Never Taken A Sneaky Picture Of A Cute Boy Youre Living Life All Wrong

Snorlaxatives: Why Would You Wear Converse That Go Up To Your Knees Why Would You Do That To Yourself

Receptive: Ohhhhhhhhhhh My Heart, My Heart Is Meltinggoatie Baby With A Flower Crown!!

Ofpilots: People Are Changing Their Urls And Icons And Themes It’s Like They’re Putting A Lil Halloween Costume On Their Blog How Cute Is That

Harrygetbent: When A Hot Guy Is Wearing Sweatpants And You Can See His Dick Outline

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