itsvondell: If you want to sound like a Dad on the internet just end your sentences with two period ellipses.. I don’t know why it works but it does.. Just thought you’d like to know this.. Love you..

itsvondell: If you want to sound like a Dad on the internet just end your sentences with two period ellipses.. I don’t know why it works but it does.. Just thought you’d like to know this.. Love you..

Fuckoffcats: It’s Not That I’m Not A “Morning Person” I Love Morningsi’m Just Not A “Waking Up Person”

Henteye: Either I’m Hearing Fireworks Or Gunshots And That’s The Kinda Life I Live

Sonic-Mockingjay-Horcruxes: Arianagrandillin: Foodchewer: I Put The Hot In Photo I Thought This Said “I Put The Hot In Potato” We Have All Been On Tumblr For Too Long

Hellugh: Kcsammy: Hellugh: I Have 3 Moods • I Feel Like Shit • I Look Like Shit • I Have To Shit You’re Forgetting “I Am The Shit” That’s Not A Mood, It’s A Life Style

Landorus: Theres Nothing I Hate More Than Going In A Tag And Seeing The Same Shitty Post 37 Times With Weheartit Sources

Monstror: Remember When Mike Posner Released 2 Songs

Fuckoffcats: I Want Flawless Eyebrows And $100,000

Fuckoffcats: Babies Have Clear Skin Why Do They Cry

Wubangs: If She Doesn’t Text You When Shes Drunk Then You Aint Da One

Petit-Ouji: [Aggressively Procrastinates For Three Hours On Something That Could Have Been Finished In 30 Minutes]

Drugpup: If U Tell Lovely Nice People To Kill Themselves I Will Throw Bees On You. I Will Send Bees Right To Your Door. Bees All Over U Stinging Your Weiner Bees Everywhere. No Escaping The Bees.

Beboqueen: “Hello,” She Said In A Voice So Husky It Could Pull A Dogsled.

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