wubangs: if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one

wubangs: if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one

Petit-Ouji: [Aggressively Procrastinates For Three Hours On Something That Could Have Been Finished In 30 Minutes]

Drugpup: If U Tell Lovely Nice People To Kill Themselves I Will Throw Bees On You. I Will Send Bees Right To Your Door. Bees All Over U Stinging Your Weiner Bees Everywhere. No Escaping The Bees.

Beboqueen: “Hello,” She Said In A Voice So Husky It Could Pull A Dogsled.

Carowley: Guys Who Rarely Wear Suits Look At Least 385% Hotter When Wearing A Suit While Guys Who Usually Wear Suits Look 451% Hotter When Wearing Casual Clothes Trust Me This Is Science

Maybe This Year Ill Find A Boyfriend [Audience Laughs In The Background]

Abbysapparel: Looks At Boys My Age Wow Way Too Young For Me

Queefilicious: Boobs: The Original Bagged Milk

Nentendemos: Coolscar: The Mitochondria Is The Powerhouse Of The Cell

Annemarina: Attention: I Need Attention

Defxndpoppunk: When You Listen To A Song For The First Time And You Just Know

Avucado: Let’s Play The “How Much Time Can I Waste Before I Start Crying About How Stressed I Am Because Im Procrastinating My Life Away” Game

Vves: Do You Ever Go From Texting Someone Every Day To Realizing You’re Always The One Texting First, So You Eventually Stop Texting First To See If They Ever Even Notice You Two Haven’t Talked And They Don’t Realize It So You’re Just Stuck Silently

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