monkeysaysficus: Remember how those hopes died?

monkeysaysficus: Remember how those hopes died?

Fairy Type Trainer: Nosdrinker: Vixaroni: Nosdrinker: Actively Hating On Pokemon Means You...

Castielisamonkeyslut: Eridanschoicehalf: Mathmaticalkrillbits: Ukeking: Puberty Either Makes You A Hot God Or A Potato What If It Makes You A Hot Potato You’d Get Passed Around From Person To Person With Everyone Hoping They Don’t Get Stuck

Maisonmartinmargielous: Pupjoy: I Hate When Girls Wear High Waisted Shit To Hide Their Gut But It Just Makes It Look Like They Have A Gut And A Fupa. Who Ya Foolin Except Urself Bitch High Waisted Pants Make Your Waist Look Fab And Your Ass Look Even

Raykeichele: Googlebus: Gamefreak108: Nutelligence: Googlebus: Hahahaha You Came Out Of A Vagina C-Section Ftw You Were Never Born Then. Just Removed. Ouch Happy Removal Day, Tumor Baby

Elusivemulatto: Tell A Grown Ass Man “No” N Watch Him Revert To Age 5 Behavior

Moshedpit: Geometry, The Process: Geometry Geomecry Geomewhy Geomebye

Likeigiveabother: People Who Can Pick One Favorite Song Must Really Have Their Lives Together

Dampsandwich: Swear 2 God Next Time A Family Member Asks Me How School Is Going Im Gonna Drop My Pants And Poop Right On The Floor In Front Of Everyone

Ridge: Do You Ever Pretend Like You Didn’t See Something So The Other Person Doesn’t Feel Embarrassed

Erytheis: I Need A Pair Of Shoes That Say A Combo Of ‘I Killed Your Boyfriend After I Slept With Him And Now I’m Going To His Funeral Looking Better Than You’ And &Amp;Lsquo;You Look Ugly In That'

Letsboldlygomotherfuckers: Swimming Pools Are So Weird Man We Dig Holes In The Ground And Fill Them With Liquid We Cant Breathe In And Then Spend An Hour Or So At A Time Trying Not To Drown In It

Sodamnrelatable: Remember When Lizzie Mcguire Became A “Bad Girl” And We All Thought She Was So Badass Because She Wore A Fake Nose Ring And Had Spiky Hair And Went To A Party With No Adult Supervision?