dampsandwich: swear 2 god next time a family member asks me how school is going im gonna drop my pants and poop right on the floor in front of everyone

dampsandwich: swear 2 god next time a family member asks me how school is going im gonna drop my pants and poop right on the floor in front of everyone

Ridge: Do You Ever Pretend Like You Didn’t See Something So The Other Person Doesn’t Feel Embarrassed

Erytheis: I Need A Pair Of Shoes That Say A Combo Of ‘I Killed Your Boyfriend After I Slept With Him And Now I’m Going To His Funeral Looking Better Than You’ And &Amp;Lsquo;You Look Ugly In That'

Letsboldlygomotherfuckers: Swimming Pools Are So Weird Man We Dig Holes In The Ground And Fill Them With Liquid We Cant Breathe In And Then Spend An Hour Or So At A Time Trying Not To Drown In It

Sodamnrelatable: Remember When Lizzie Mcguire Became A “Bad Girl” And We All Thought She Was So Badass Because She Wore A Fake Nose Ring And Had Spiky Hair And Went To A Party With No Adult Supervision?

Kerstunk: You Don’t Wear The Band Unless You Listen To The T-Shirt

Bagmilk: Frightn: Tutors Are Just Education Prostitutes Prostitutor

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Condorn: Every Morning I Look Forward To Coming Home And Sleeping

Efapping: Hey You, You Should Never Yell Or Make Fun Of Someone At School Because You Do Not Know How They Are Feeling Or If They Are Having A Bad Day And It Is Not Your Job To Make Them Feel Worse

Dirtywrat: &Amp;Ldquo;Are We Just Going To Ignore The Fact That-&Amp;Rdquo; Yes We Are Shut The Fuck Up

Vverism: I’m Not The Type Of Girl Anybody Wants To Be With. My Body Takes Up Too Much Space And I Laugh Too Loudly For Too Long And I Shout When Other People Are Quiet And When I’m Drunk I Type In Caps And I Always Wanted To Be Mysterious And Beautiful

Lameborghini: The Word Ointment Makes Me Feel Like Im 70 Years Old And In A Nursing Home

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