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Dopernose: The Problem With This Website Is It’s Too Much Of A Safe Haven For Nerds. It Coddles Them And Encourages Their Nerdiest Inclinations. There Need To Be More Cyber Jocks To Administer Atomic Wedgies And Virtual Locker Stuffings. Need To Put

Rupsidaisy: Sure Matching Underwear Is Cute But Matching Black Underwear Makes Me Feel Powerful

Lana-Grant-May: Carry-On-My-Wayward-Nun: P1Ants: I Think Freckles, Stretch Marks, Tattoos, Bruises, Birthmarks And Scars Are Probably The Coolest Thing, You Started With Almost A Blank Canvas And Look At U Now, All This Evidence That You’ve Lived

Spookrezipyrope: Ten Years Ago I Would Be Like “Ew Boys” And My Mom Would Say “Well Someday You’ll Like Boys” But Congratulations Mom You Raised A Queer Kid So Ew Boys

Nahlou: I Express My Emotions In Long Groans At Different Octaves

Auto-Destructeur: I Wish I Was Skinny Enough To Wear Leather Jackets And Short Jean Shorts And Short Skirts With Ripped Leggings And Boots And Look Sexy As Hell And Then Come Home And Drink Hot Chocolate While Wearing An Oversized Sweater And Cute Fuzzy

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Lil-Bo-Peeping: Walks Up To Hot Person’s Parents My Compliments To The Chef

Mochakeki: I Love How Tumblr Doesn’t Even Tell You Its Updated Its Just Like Spot The Difference You Little Fuckers

Youastupidslut: How Am I Supposed To Lose Weight When The Best Part About Life Is Food

Nayx: This Is So Illegal. We’re Going To Get In So Much Trouble. You Cant Just Steal All The Sand From The Beach And Replace It With Bread Crumbs

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