baruchsbalthamos: Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.

baruchsbalthamos: Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.

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Goodfuckingcoffee: Packs 2 Hours Before Leaving For A Trip Unpacks 3 Months After Coming Home

Shutupaubrey: I Love Watching Pets Sleep Bc You See Their Belly Go Up And Down When They Breathe And You’re Like Wow This Is A Lil Living Creature That’s All Mine To Play With

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Castiels-Feathery-Butt: If I Was A Voice Actor I’d Spend 99% Of My Time Ordering Pizza Over The Phone As Different Characters

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