mutualfollow: i may not be the best person in the world but at least i’ve never been the asshole who sticks gum to the undersides of tables and chairs

mutualfollow: i may not be the best person in the world but at least i’ve never been the asshole who sticks gum to the undersides of tables and chairs

Spookycapecod: All I Want In Life Is To Go To Concerts And Have Good Eyebrows

Gooutfighting: If You Say You Don’t Know The Lyrics To At Least One High School Musical Song Then You Are Lying

Falcnpunch: The Internet Is Fucking Incredible. I Can Keep Up With Current Events And Stay In Contact With Old Friends At The Click Of A Button. Fascinating. I’ve Been Watching Porn For Seven Hours.

Ultralorcl: Sext: R U Nakey

Text Posts R Us~

Tennants-Hair: Tumblr Is Such A Supporting Website For Everyone Obsessed With Something? Tumblr Overweight? Tumblr Gay? Tumblr Lesbian? Tumblr Horny? Tumblr Serial Killer And Cannibal? Tumblr

Beauty On The Inside Doesn’t Get You Free Drinks

Dingoinnuendo: People Who Type Lol When Theyre Mad Are The People You Have To Watch Out For Theyll Fucking Stab You In The Back In A Dark Alley And Steal Your Wallet Whispering “Lol” All Passive Aggressively Into Your Ear. Same Goes For “Lmao”.

Methlabrador: Haunted French Pancakes Give Me The Crêpes

Sagihairius: One Time My Teacher Gave Me An F On A Paper And Wrote “See Me After School” On It And I Was Stressing All Day About It But When I Went Later To Ask Her What Was Wrong With It She Changed The F To An A And Said “You Were Pissing Me

Darrynek: What She Says: No What She Really Means: No

Shez-A-Bitch: Http://Shez-A-Bitch.tumblr.com

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