bluescreenofthedead: faceboored: CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

bluescreenofthedead: faceboored: CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

Trebled-Negrita-Princess: Vivianvivisection: Jonesdavid813: H0Llo: Putting On Makeup Is Such A Spiritual Experience I Watch Myself Go From A 3 To A 9 Right In Front Of My Mirror I Love It No, If You Are Putting On Makeup, I Don’t Care Who You Are

Hatefulxnotebook: Hey Guys Um I Think You Lost This So I Decided To Bring It Back Before You Got Sad

Phoenix Rising.

Jonasbrothers: When Friend’s Parents Pay For Your Food And You Have To Pretend You Don’t Want Them To

Anothergayshark: I Like Seeing This Old Piper Temper.

Friend: You Dropped Something Me: Oh Thanks

Jasmine-Blu: My Life Goals

Breadsigh: Please Friendzone Me. I Want To Be Your Friend So Badly

Henrycavills: In Movies When Kids Sneak Out Through Their Windows And Im Just Like Why Dont You Have Screens In Your Windows Who Doesnt Have Screens In Their Windows What Do You Just Let Bees And Bugs And Birds And Shit Fly Into Your Room What The Fuck

Nnnnicolexo: Yessssss

Hotboyproblems: My Parents Told Me To Stay Away From Strangers On The Internet But Jokes On Them Its The Best Thing Ive Ever Done

Alternative Phrases To “Calm Your Tits”

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