oh-deir: ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

oh-deir: ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

Poryqon: Me: Tells Mean Joke Person: Thats Not Nice Me:

Reach Your Dreams✨

Reach Your Dreams✨

Jacquemousse

Infectedgirlsdoitbetter: Boys R So Easy To Make Cum. Stupid Simple Creatures. I Want To Kill You All

Allmymetaphors: Anyone Who Makes You Feel Guilty For Your Happiness Or Who Mocks The Things That You’re Proud Of Is Manipulative And Emotionally Abusive And You Don’t Owe Them Shit

Thecatandthecobra: Laserbabe: It’s Weird How Yogurt Is Almost Exclusively Advertised To Women It’s Weird How Burgers Are Almost Exclusively Advertised To Men Mcdonald’s Mcoz - Australia Day Promo Because Women Apparently Don’t Eat Burgers Or

Mcsnuggie: At This Point My Blood Is Probably 4.3% Pasta Sauce

Thesecretworldofarrietty: I Met Miley Cyrus Two Weeks Ago Or Something And She Refused To Sign My Hannah Montana Cd She Told Me It Wasn’t Funny

Mitten: Calling Me Ugly Isn’t Even An Insult Because I Know Already

Dadjokesrus: I Stayed Up All Night To Find Out Where The Sun Went, Then It Dawned On Me…

Dadjokesrus: Velcro…. What A Fucking Rip-Off