takethethirdoption: I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football. “I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?”

takethethirdoption: I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football. “I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?”

Zelour: That Feeling Of When You’re In A Group Of Friendsbut You’re Not Really In That Group Of Friends

Wienrs: If You’re Reading This I’m Beautiful

Monobeartheater: Rosieroodoodeloo: Rneerkat: Im Pretty Sure Somebody Hid The Final Paragraph Of My Essay On A Shelf I Cant Reach, But I Dont Want To Jump To Conclusions Is This Real. Lets All Appreciate For A Moment That The Universe Evolved Just

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Shitshilarious: &Amp;Ldquo;I Am The Beautiest Lady In All Of The Spain&Amp;Rdquo;

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Awwww-Cute: I Asked My Friend If She Was Having A Good Day Today. All She Replied With Was This

Satans-Advocate: Sext: I Want To Pay Bills And Share Household Duties And Approach Our (My) Late 20’S In A Financially And Emotionally Stable Way With You

Nintenclo: My Parents’ Initials Are Bs And Ja And When They Were Dating They Used To Call Each Other Bull Shit And Jack Ass And I Think That’s Beautiful

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