validx2: When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lecture

validx2: When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lecture

Cotton Candy On A Rainy Day.

Raptorific: I See How It Is. Rihanna Can Wear A Shiny, Completely Transparent Dress In Public And Everyone Loves It, But When I Did It, I Was “Wasting Saran Wrap” And “Ruining Easter, Daniel.”

Mental Alchemy

Kisslng: This One Time A Girl Told Me We Had The Same Name And I Asked Her What Hers Was

Jacquemousse

Resilience

Daisies

Crydaisy: Brokendildo: My Friends Cat Had Surgery And Now He Has No Pants Half Cat Half Uncooked Chicken Omg

Gingerphoenix: Kanayagoddessofsass: So Apparently Rap Stands For “Rhythm And Poetry”

That Guy From That Place

Brttny32194: But Why Do I Say “I Know” To My Pets When They Make Noises. Im Lying To Them. I Don’t Know Anything.

Dekutree: There’s This Guy That Looks Just Like Will.i.am At My School And I Whisper “Let The Beat Rock” Every Time He Passes Me And He Always Just Looks Around Trying To Find Who Said It

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