lonelymountainorbust: when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”

lonelymountainorbust: when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”

Sluttyoliveoil: Haha If Youre Bored You Could Kiss Me Idk Just Sayin

Resilience

Barack-Obottm: When Your Whole Outfit On Point

Hotelmario: Bobshit: What Are Snails Even Trying To Do Their Best

A-Thousand-Words

Familyfriendlyurl: When U Take A Cookie Without Askin Mama

Subarufag: Why Did 6 Wanna Fuck 7 Cuz 7 8 Ass

Ship-Hard: Dorasfedora: I Hate When You’re At Someone’s House And They’re Like ‘Mum, She’s Hungry’ And You’re Like No Dont Say That I Sound So Needy Why Couldn’t You Just Say We!?!? Glad To Know Its An International Thing

Stfu 🌸 Jutsu

Notahoe: Just Another Day Of Not Being Rich And Famous

Allmightyallah: Babymama Goals.

Officialunitedstates: Fact Of The Day: Mars Is Called The Red Planet Because During The Cold War It Sided With The Communists

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