wauwing: so one time i gave my sister sleepytime tea mixed with Benadryl and melatonin and then she slept for 19 hours and thats why my family doesn’t trust me

wauwing: so one time i gave my sister sleepytime tea mixed with Benadryl and melatonin and then she slept for 19 hours and thats why my family doesn’t trust me

Phreestyle: Farts Are Like The Souls Of Poops

Little-Greysanatomy: If Girls Can Refer To Each Other In A Group As Guys Then Shouldn’t It Be Just As Common And Acceptable For Men To Refer To Themselves As Ladies Or Are We Not There Yet

Assholedisney: Today I Saw A Preteen Girl Pick Up Mean Girls At Target And Ask Her Friend What It Was. She Didn’t Even Know. She Said It Sounded Dumb. The People Are Forgetting. The World Is Changed. I Feel It In The Water. I Feel It In The Earth.

Drarna: Before Blaming Others, Think: Whats The 1 Constant In All Your Failed Relationships? Its That Cursed Egyptian Amulet Why Do U Even Have That

Text Posts R Us~

Vayena: At A Pool Party &Amp;Ldquo;Hey Bukowski No Offense But Why Dont You Take Your Shirt Off In The Pool&Amp;Rdquo;&Amp;Ldquo;Why Do We Run From The Rain But Soak In Tubs Full Of Water&Amp;Rdquo;&Amp;Ldquo;Aight Take It Easy Man&Amp;Rdquo;

Avolating: Do U Ever Love A Celebrity So Much It Makes You Sad

To My Future Wife...

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Nosdrinker: Retrospectroverted: Nosdrinker: Why Does One Ply Toilet Paper Exist I Honestly Prefer Single Ply, It Feels Lighter And More Effective And The Rolls Last Longer Because The Sheets Are Thinner. Ok Poophands

Killacamz: Just A Reminder That This Was 50 Year Ago

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