marionettejones: Pbear: Aren’t I gorgeous? Spectators: *cooing aww squee* Pbear: OMG Thank you. Stop! I’m sooo embarrassed. ♥

marionettejones: Pbear: Aren’t I gorgeous? Spectators: cooing aww squee Pbear: OMG Thank you. Stop! I’m sooo embarrassed. ♥

The Actual Zodiac Signs

Poeticus: Anxiousbagel: Emotionally Manipulative Things You Should Never Say To People: &Amp;Ldquo;I Would Kill Myself Without You&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Everyone Leaves Me, Don’t Leave Me Like They Did&Amp;Rdquo; Basically Anything That Guilts The Other Person Into

Thecutestofthecute: Dogs Doing Human Things

Midnightinparis: Iconic Girl Groups

Unculture: K1Mkardashian: She Knows Her Angles Fire Tyra Tbh

Mare-Moment: Some Ticks Carries A Disease, So We’re Supposed To Avoid Them All. Some Sharks Bite People, So We’re Supposed To Always Be Cautious In The Ocean. Some Snakes Are Venomous, So If You Can’t Decide Whether It’s Deadly Or Not, Assume

Disrespectfuloptimist: I’d Like To Have A Word With You. The Word Is Sex.

Jacquemousse

General Booty Reporting 4 Duty

Theonion: New Law Requires Welfare Recipients To Submit Sweat To Prove How Hard They’re Looking For Job

Jacquemousse

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