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masterblaster: theeasyvirtue: masterblaster: We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So… to big to use….? You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print

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String Duet

Humorous: Mother’s Day Is Hard When Your Mom Deserves An Island But You Can Barely Afford A Candle

Banbigboss: When The Whole Squad Logs The Fuck In.

From Eden

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My Kind Of Silverlining

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