558279: me: gets personally offended when my horoscope isn’t included in a squad I should be in

558279: me: gets personally offended when my horoscope isn’t included in a squad I should be in

Okaymad: I Always Pretend To Be Such A Coldhearted Bitch But In Reality I Cry About Everything, All The Time. Literally, Always Crying.

Unregardless:dear Ellen Degeneres,I, Too, Have Done Absolutely Nothing, And I Am Looking To Pay Off My Student Loans,

Do U Ever Wonder What Ur Most Noticeable Feature Is Like What Do People See First When They Look At U

Jacquemousse

Versaceslut: Dior Cruise 2016 @ Pierre Cardin’s Palais Bulles On The French Riviera

Asphyxion: When My Dog Had Surgery He Cried A Lot The First Night, But He’d Stop When I Laid Down Beside Him. So I Crawled Into His Cage With Him So He’d Stop Crying And Pet Him Until He Fell Asleep. I Fell Asleep With Him And When I Woke Up, That

Gabite: The Deeper Your Voice Is The Deeper You Can Go In Me

Music-Is-In-My-Veins: I May Not Have A Model Body Type By Today’s Standards But Museums Are Filled With Statues Of Women Shaped Like Me Who Someone Thought Was Beautiful Enough To Make Them Immortal In Marble

Egobuzz: Parents: We Want Grandchildren Me: [Adopts Puppy] Me: Congratulations, His Name Is Bark Ruffalo And He Loves You

Jacquemousse

Basedgosh: Can We Please Get Some Sort Of Mental Health Education For Parents I Cant Believe How Many Are In Denial Of Their Childrens Conditions

Jacquemousse

thick_hentai thick_shorthair