airlesscell: Everything is shitty and boring and I am a genius, now I know how my idol George Carlin felt

airlesscell: Everything is shitty and boring and I am a genius, now I know how my idol George Carlin felt

Jacquemousse

Morsemorde: Girlinsky:beforerains:why Are Boys So Cute And Flirty For A Couple Of Days And Then They Disappear For Weeks And Act Like They Dont Even Know U Because They Didn’t Get The Pussy Or Knowing Boys…Because They Did

Yoncevevo: Me When Daddy Neptune Grounds Me And Says “Don’t Leave The Castle” And I Make It Not Only Couture But Haute

Saddeer:bewbies: This Is How I Wanna Die This Is All I Want Out Of Life Is This Exact 6 Seconds Over And Over Again

Fantasticworldofflanneldoodle: Is This What War Is Now?

Vinebox: White People Season Their Food With Oxygen So How Could This Boy Think He Could Handle This 😂

Girl-Sweat: Do You Ever Look At Your Best Friend And Just Think “Someone Is Going To Be So In Love With You Someday”

Territorialcreep: “I Expected Better From You” Well That Was Your Fault Lmao I Got Nothing To Do With That

Laughingsquid: A Handy Hot Dog Style Guide Visualizing The Different Ways People Eat Frankfurters Around The World

237Yrs: Travisdodgeunwritten: 237Yrs: Can Old Men Stop Flirting With Teenage Girls Like Go Have A Heart Attack Please Could Teenage Girls Stop Acting Like They’re The Victims Of Sexual Assault When Someone Flirts With Them It’s Not A Crime Against

The Nobodies

Money Won't You Come My Waaaaaaaaaay !