Dundrmifflin: Last Week, I May Have Gone Too Far. I’ll Explain It Quickly. Basically, I Found Out Where He Gets His Clothes Dry-Cleaned. Custom Ordered The Same Suit, Made With Tear-Away Velcro. And… You Can Fill In The Rest.
dailyvampireacademy: It’s not twisted. I’m your dhampir, you’re my Moroi, done. Some days we’re cookie teenagers and other days I’m risking my neck to protect you from an ancient race of predatory vampires. Or whoever else, and that’s life.
