don't tell my mom.

don't tell my mom.

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Potato-Chips-In-The-Bath: My Housemate Was Joking About Me Having An Affair With Someone, But She Got Stuck On A Gender-Neutral Word For Mistress/Master And Said Mattress

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I'd Rather Be Having Sex Right Now.

&Quot;With A Twist Of Lemon.&Quot;

Don't Tell My Mom.

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401Raised: I’m Attracted To Intelligence. Not The Book Smart Type Of Intelligence. I Could Care Less Whether You’ve Gone To College Or How Much Money You Make Because Of It. I Like Intelligent Conversations That Make Me Think Even Hours After It’s

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Trixstra:majiinboo: Little Black Kids Calling Themselves Ugly &Amp;Amp; Dumb For Being Black White People Want To Talk About Children “Don’t See Race” To Keep Their Kids Ignorant Because Apparently They Are Too “Innocent”, While Black Children

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