Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “Can you believe somebody asked me if these were real? Come on - the dogs are alive!”

Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “Can you believe somebody asked me if these were real? Come on - the dogs are alive!”

Madison Saw Mr. Crude Come Into The Store And Immediately Lowered Her Shorts To Get His Attention. She Turned And Smiled At Him And Then Said, &Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Bet You Weren&Amp;Rsquo;T Expecting To See Something This Sweet In The Snack Section! Even Better,

Niece Sent A Selfie To Mr. Crude With The Message, &Amp;Ldquo;Greetings From Snorlax! Who Knew Snorlax Wears A Thong? Or Heels?&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;Do You Like My Halloween Costume? I Call It, &Amp;Lsquo;Domestic Violence.&Amp;Rsquo;&Amp;Rdquo;

Betty Leaned Against The Windows, Looked Back At Mr. Crude And Said, &Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M Ready When You Are!&Amp;Rdquo;&Amp;Ldquo;You Want To Perform Your Special Project In Front Of The Window?&Amp;Rdquo; He Asked.&Amp;Ldquo;If Anybody&Amp;Rsquo;S Looking, They Won&Amp;Rsquo;T

Daniella Stripped Down To Her Thong And Crop-Top And Waited On Her Sofa For Mr. Crude To Get Ready For Her Special Project.&Amp;Ldquo;What&Amp;Rsquo;S With The Bottle Of Water?&Amp;Rdquo; He Asked.daniella Giggled And Replied, &Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Heard Stories About

When Mr. Crude Saw That Melissa Had Pulled Down Her Shorts He Told Her, &Amp;Ldquo;I Hope You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Not Planning On Running The Bases Like That!&Amp;Rdquo;She Looked At Him, Laughed And Said, &Amp;Ldquo;Who Said Anything About Playing Ball? This Is What I Use

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When Mr. Crude Answered The Doorbell, He Saw Niece Wearing A Barely-There Costume.&Amp;Ldquo;Trick Or Treat!&Amp;Rdquo; She Exclaimed. &Amp;Ldquo;Let&Amp;Rsquo;S Forget About Any Tricks And Get Right To The Treat, Shall We?&Amp;Rdquo;

Trick Or Treat? Yes, Please!

Halloween Kitty.