Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “Even though my pusstols are fading, I’m still planning to get them lasered off.”

Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “Even though my pusstols are fading, I’m still planning to get them lasered off.”

&Amp;Ldquo;Arrr! I&Amp;Rsquo;M A Pirate, But I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Have A Sunken Chest!&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Step Right Up!&Amp;Rdquo;

Niece Noticed That Mr. Crude Was Standing Behind Her And Staring At Her Ass.&Amp;Ldquo;You Want It? Take It!&Amp;Rdquo; She Said.

When Mr. Crude Went To Welcome His New Neighbor To The Neighborhood, She Welcomed Him Into Her Bed.

Rose Sent A Selfie To Mr. Crude With The Message, &Amp;Ldquo;Would You Come Over And Unhook This For Me, Please? I Promise To Make It Worth Your Time!&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Ouch! My Back! I Sure Hope You Got That One &Amp;Lsquo;Cause I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Think I Can Do Another Hair Flip.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Come Sit Down And Let Me Relive Some Of Your Tension.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Come On&Amp;Hellip; I Know You Want It!&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Look Ma - No Nipples!&Amp;Rdquo;

Bcrude

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M Having A Little Trouble With This Knot. Would You Help Me?&Amp;Rdquo;

Bcrude

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