“Could I interest you in a little somethin’-something?”

“Could I interest you in a little somethin’-something?”

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;D Roll Up My Sleeves, But I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Have Any. Guess I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Just Have To Make Do With What I Have.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Good?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Let Me Pull My Hair Back And Then I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Be Ready.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Come On In, The Water&Amp;Rsquo;S Fine!&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Now, About That &Amp;Lsquo;A&Amp;Rsquo; I Want To Earn&Amp;Hellip;&Amp;Rdquo;

Athena Sat On Her Bed, Smiled At Mr. Crude And Then Said, &Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M Thinking I Should Probably Start With The Special Project For A &Amp;Lsquo;C&Amp;Rsquo; And Then Work My Way Up. That&Amp;Rsquo;S Allowed, Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T It?&Amp;Rdquo;&Amp;Ldquo;It&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Only

Zoey Lifted Her Top And Said, &Amp;Ldquo;They May Be Little, But They&Amp;Rsquo;Re Very Sensitive! Almost As Sensitive As, Well, You Know What.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Got A Very Special Present For You.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Sometimes The Best Presents Aren&Amp;Rsquo;T Under The Tree.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Does The Grinch Deserve A Spanking?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;It&Amp;Rsquo;S Really Great That You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Giving Me An &Amp;Lsquo;A&Amp;Rsquo; For Christmas, Mr. Crude!&Amp;Rdquo;&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Giving It To You. You Still Have To Earn It,&Amp;Rdquo; He Replied.hailey Smiled And Said, &Amp;Ldquo;Yeah, I Know, And I&Amp;Rsquo;M

As Mr. Crude Watched Lauren Decorate Her Tree He Asked, &Amp;Ldquo;Do You Always Do That In Your Undies?&Amp;Rdquo;&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M Only Doing It Because You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Here,&Amp;Rdquo; She Replied. &Amp;Ldquo;It&Amp;Rsquo;S The First Part Of Your Present.&Amp;Rdquo;

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