tomlintum: whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

tomlintum: whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

Insertawesome-Url-Here: Eyecandybutts: #The First Chicks Just Like Yeah All Right Lets Get Physically Fit #The Second Woman Is Ready To Slit Somebody’s Throat #The Third Guy Just Watched The Second Woman Slit Someone He Loves Throat #And The Fourth

Thesassycat: Thesassycat: Thesassycat: Thesassycat: I Was So Sleep Deprived The Other Day That I Tried To Zoom In On A Paper Wtf I Just Made That Post Oh Wait That Is My Post I Havent Slept In 2 Days

Inhuemane: Barack-O-Llamas: Well Would Ya Look At That This Is My Favorite Picture On The Internet

I Hate Annabel

My Family Is From Nigeria, And My Full Name Is Uzoamaka, Which Means “The Road Is Good.” Quick Lesson: My Tribe Is Igbo, And You Name Your Kid Something That Tells Your History And Hopefully Predicts Your Future. So Anyway, In Grade School, Because

Lavenderharmony: Ejaculot: When U See People Having Fun And You Want To Join But Ur Just Like I Relate To This So Hard It’s Upsetting Me

Jamescookjr: Katie: Why Are You Being So Nice To Me?Effy: Life’s Too Short.

Dyselxia: When You Flawlessly Execute An Insult

Soaply: Seaw1Tch: I Am Dying Free Him

Catbushandludicrous: Is There Any Chance You Yourself Are A Time Traveller?

Trendingly: Bet You Thought It Was Those Puppies Again, Nope.

Ruinedchildhood: Not Gonna Lie I Thought This Was Fried Chicken

TheRearPussy TheRearView