dykeceratops: my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

dykeceratops: my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

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Men Need Yogurt Too!

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Before I Die, I Wish To Know What It Feels Like To Have Some One Actually Want To Give Me Oral 🥺

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