bloodyfeminist-deactivated20210:

bloodyfeminist-deactivated20210:

Slavery:michael Myers And Jason Are So Fucking Funny They Just Kill Mfs For No Reason. Don’t Even Care They Just Kill You Then Be Like Ok

Ihopeucomehomesoon:the Feminine Urge To Release A Gut-Wrenching Scream From The Depths Of Your Soul

Mousemilf:i Like To Go In The Bathroom And Splash Water On My Face And Pretend Im A Male Protagonist Under A Lot Of Stress

Jewretch: Nekogiru: Nekogiru: Love My Terrible Wife Who Wants To Kill Me So So Bad I Come Home From Work Every Day And Narrowly Dodge One Of Her Many Death Traps . When We Eat Dinner Ill Smile And Say “Poison Again ?” And She Will Shrug Mischievously

Jumex:you Kinda Have To Just Be Insane. And Keep Doing That Forever

Glumshoe: Oh Hey Sorry I’ve Been Distant Lately…. I’ve Been Really Busy Having A Brain That Is Bad

Himbofisher:she Moving On My Castle Til I Howl

Apeshit:if You Were A Mouse And You Wanted To Change The Subject You Could Say “Squeaking Of Which….”

Roundo:“Content” “Platform” “Creators” “Monetization” “Revenue” “Microinfluencers” “Algorithm” “Trends” “Lifestyle” “Authenticity” “Parasocial”

Funnytwittertweets:

Mrspider-Deactivated20221213:Every Day I Aspire To Be Insane Flirtatious Androgynous And Violent Just Like Bugs Bunny

Orteil42:I Love When I “Make A Mental Note” Of Something. It’s Gone Within 20 Seconds