jewretch: nekogiru: nekogiru: love my terrible wife who wants to kill me so so bad i come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps . when we eat dinner ill smile and say “poison again ?” and she will shrug mischievously

jewretch: nekogiru: nekogiru: love my terrible wife who wants to kill me so so bad i come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps . when we eat dinner ill smile and say “poison again ?” and she will shrug mischievously

Jumex:you Kinda Have To Just Be Insane. And Keep Doing That Forever

Glumshoe: Oh Hey Sorry I’ve Been Distant Lately…. I’ve Been Really Busy Having A Brain That Is Bad

Himbofisher:she Moving On My Castle Til I Howl

Apeshit:if You Were A Mouse And You Wanted To Change The Subject You Could Say “Squeaking Of Which….”

Roundo:“Content” “Platform” “Creators” “Monetization” “Revenue” “Microinfluencers” “Algorithm” “Trends” “Lifestyle” “Authenticity” “Parasocial”

Funnytwittertweets:

Mrspider-Deactivated20221213:Every Day I Aspire To Be Insane Flirtatious Androgynous And Violent Just Like Bugs Bunny

Orteil42:I Love When I “Make A Mental Note” Of Something. It’s Gone Within 20 Seconds

Boyboobs:pool Players Gay As Fuck For Mounting The Tables Like That. What Are You Doing

3000S:ok. Can I Be Among You This Valentines Day

1800Kittylvr:&Amp;Ldquo;That&Amp;Rsquo;S My Girl&Amp;Rdquo; Heart Eyes

Ketamie:insane How Like. Well Idk. And Of Course. At The End Of The Day

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