suprchnk:pissvortex:pissvortex:this is a real tweethow did he fuck up the phone call this badlyreverse king midas: everything he touches turns to shit

suprchnk:pissvortex:pissvortex:this is a real tweethow did he fuck up the phone call this badlyreverse king midas: everything he touches turns to shit

Sad-Af1121: Thatawkwardtinyperson: Whamlastchristmas: @Sad-Af1121 It’s You Running To Answer The Phone @Thatawkwardtinyperson Even After 2 Years, I Find This Hilarious 😂

Trilliansthoughts:

The Meaninglessness Of Existence

Xslowly:

Naramdil:i Used To Think It Was Important To Have Common Interests With The Person That You Are In A Relationship With But Now I Think It Is More Important To Be Similar In Other Aspects. Like How Kind You Are. How You Treat The People You Care About,

Raveezus:

Almaindomita

Imanes: In This House We Are Violently Anti Sparkling Water

Feminist-Voices: Greyhairedgeekgirl: Bathtubbarrister: Nappesworld: That’s Some Damn Tea If Extending A Right To All People Reduces Your Rights In Any Way? That Means That Right Has Been Dependent On The Oppression Of Someone Else. It Means

Cruel–Angels–Thesis: Feeling It Big Time Lads

Sadbeautifultragique:the Fact That I’m Not On A Balcony In Italy Watching The Sun Set Eating Fresh Fruit With My Lover Is Offensive

Libertarirynn: Real Talk.

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