annarchy666:Hello I’m here to audition for the role of the Basilisk in Harry Potter and today I will be singing “Anaconda” by Nicki Minaj

annarchy666:Hello I’m here to audition for the role of the Basilisk in Harry Potter and today I will be singing “Anaconda” by Nicki Minaj

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Vortisaurus:my Dad Just Walked In, Asked Me “What Do You Get When You Cross A Joke With A Rhetorical Question?” And Left

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