thedavesofourlives: teach your kids to be conspirators at a young age

thedavesofourlives: teach your kids to be conspirators at a young age

Spookielena: And I’ve Grown Familiar With Villains That Live In My Head

Rnychemicalromance: Rnychemicalromance: Mental Illness + Looking Hot = Feeling Sad But Looking Rad Well-Dressed And Depressed

Cockchomp: Not Killing Myself Is A Personal Achievement But You Cant Really Brag About That At Dinner Parties

Imaginethebutts: When Someone Tries To Argue With You On A Subject You Obsess Over

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I Must Admit Sometimes I Fantasize About You Too

Wisepizza: Sorry I Only Date Pokemon Masters

Pettyqueer: Me: Hey I Feel Pretty Good What Could Go Wrong Brain:

Littlemissmollymormon: “You’re An Adult Now.” Me

Quacklemore: Sometimes I Check My Messages To Make Sure I Still Have None

Trashrabbits: Do U Ever Finish An Episode Of A Tv Show Online And Think “Man That Wouldve Been A Bad Cliffhanger To Wait A Week For!” As You Click The Next Episode

Aconnormanning: Cute First Date Ideas: Hand-To-Hand Combat

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