obviousplant:Tornado Safety. From the Obvious Plant magazine. Buy or download the whole thing here.

obviousplant:Tornado Safety. From the Obvious Plant magazine. Buy or download the whole thing here.

Flowury: Being In College Is Just Talking About How Busy You Are To People And Having Them Say How Busy They Are Back To You

Jawbone-The-Tenth:

Owlmylove: It’s Officially Impossible For Me To Fall In Love Bc Last Night At A Party Drunk-Me Remembered That Sober-Me Had Thrown 3 Funsize Kitkats Into My Bag With The Explicit Thought “Drunk-Me Is Going To Be So Excited When She Finds These”

Nurseyiiisms:even If My Titties Aren’t Physically Out, They’re Spiritually Out, And That’s What Matters

Neonreverberations:you Know I’m Not Always Proud Of What My Libido Wants But At Least I’ve Never Wanted To Fuck Pennywise.

Tartts: If I Don’t Get Bit By A Vampire And Turn Into A Gorgeous Immortal Woman With Questionable Morality, Irresistible Charm, And Enthralling Mystique Then What’s The Point

Rlckrolled: Panic! In Front Of The Cute Boy

Honeybruh: Me: I Love These Jeans/Leggings So Much! My Thighs:

Knockfivetimes: Tired In The Streets, Asleep In The Sheets

Spotted At Panera

Badbitchofcolor:i Took My Ancestry Test And Found Out I’m A Fucking Bitch

Pochowek: I Wish Irl Star Signs Actually Meant Shit Aside From Like.. Gay Tumblr Overthinking… I Wish They Were Like The Elder Scrolls Ones. Accidentally Locked Yourself Out? Good Thing You’re A Virgo And You Can Open A Medium Lock Every 24 Hours

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