Fuck-Eater: Me After Two Glasses Of Wine: Whom Wants To See Me Naked Haha Whiskey And A Little More Than That, But Close 😂😂😂

Ugh Kill Me Now🤢My Roommates Dog Has The Worst Fucking Farts Right Now And I’m Fucking Dying Holy Shit &Amp;Hellip; It’s Too Cold To Open The Window To Get Fresh Air And Means I’d Feel Bad For Putting Her Out On The Line For The Same Reason&Amp;Hellip;

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If You Say 'Shut Up' &Amp; I Say 'Make Me' That Is Most Definitely An Invitation To Make-Out With Me

Ratttrap: This Place Looks Fake. “Where Do You Sell Insurance?” “Uhhhh, The Insurance Place” “Where’s That?” “Uhh… On A Street” Haha My Old Address Was 1234 , I Got A Lot Of Yea Sure It Is When I Told Them

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Bet You Still Think About Me

Prettyyandreckless: Mossyoakmaster: Haha Love This Movie 😂😂 Top Ten Favorite 😂😂😂 “Tell Him I’ll Be There At Go Fuck Yourself O’clock”😂😂 Haha And “ Hey Has Anyone Seen The Captains Balls? They’re Like Normal Balls But

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Live Full Throttle

Edgebug: Tastefullyoffensive: Is Your Dad Ron Swanson? (Via Blooper2112) This Is The Money Axe Of Good Fortune, Reblog To Receive Money And Axes

Rockyp77:Lol! Salute.

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