faithhealthlife: narwhal-noir: I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we

faithhealthlife: narwhal-noir: I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we

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Satanl0Vesme: A Few Weeks Ago But I Looked Bomb As Fuck. ✨

Sylphoftime: I Still Don’t Understand The Phrase “Luck Of The Irish” Because The Luck Of The Irish Is, Historically Speaking, Fucking Terrible.

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Virguin: How Can You Still Function When The Person You Love The Most Gives Up On You

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Gamegrrl: Don’t Pursue Lesbians If You’re Not A Woman!!!! “Maybe She Hasn’t Met The Right Gu-” Untrue “Maybe I Can Change H-” No You Can’t“She Won’t Be Gay Once She Sees This Dic-” Stop That

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