chappellellison: *At CVS. A brown starling that’s stuck in the store, flies by the register* me pointing at the bird: is that your manager cashier: … me: sorry, that was a bad joke cashier: Oh good I was about to say, because clearly THAT’S

chappellellison: At CVS. A brown starling that’s stuck in the store, flies by the register me pointing at the bird: is that your manager cashier: … me: sorry, that was a bad joke cashier: Oh good I was about to say, because clearly THAT’S

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Batkid4Life:me Checking Cnn And Npr Every 2 Mins

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Something Almost Nice, Doused In Horror

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