surprisebitch: queencent:eziocauthon89: safetytank: i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE SO DID I I DID TOO i thought it was giving the pole a blowjob

surprisebitch: queencent:eziocauthon89: safetytank: i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE SO DID I I DID TOO i thought it was giving the pole a blowjob

Theryanproject:bandolin21:The Kind Of Easter Egg Hunt Every College Student Needs.^if That Were The Case The Easter Egg Hunt Would Turn Into The Hunger Games

Postllimit: Thelandofslumpalump: Postllimit: Magic How Many Tries Did It Take To Get This One Because Im A Fuckin Wizard

Saxophone-Kraken:eskow: Eskow:saxophone-Kraken:fifty Shades Of Garyby Me Olivia Why Does This Have Almost 300 Notes What Did You Do Olivia The Notes Have Tripled Be Careful What Is Even Happening

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Tsarcasm: Trapsical: I Took A Shit In My Grandma’s Cat’s Litterbox When I Was Like 13 And My Whole Family Was Wilding Out Trying To Figure Out Why The Cat Took Such A Huge Dump. Then They Took Her To The Vet And We Found Out She Has Feline Hiv So

Kingcheddarxvii: Super-Massive-Asshole:kingcheddarxvii:judgmental Farmer: Why The Heck Did Ya Name Yer Dang Horse Mayo, Son?My Horse Mayo: Neighs What The Fuck? Well Pardner, I Named My Horse Mayo Because Horses Are Inclined To Neigh, And “Mayo

Ovenworthy: Finallyiveflown: Ovenworthy: That Was So Embarrassing I’m Never Speaking Again I Dont Even Know What You’re Talking About But Im Reblogging A Waitress Said “Enjoy Your Meal” And I Replied “Love You Too”

Misspelledlife:slaaaay Toronto Im So Proud Of This

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Cokeflow: But Mom You’re From The 70’S And I’m A 90’S Bitch

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