joltick: me irl: speaks in a fairly monotone voice, doesnt smile a lot, literally gets told i seem dead insideme online: uses double exclamations points!! says things like omg and aah and oooooooooooooh a lot. screams at cute pictures of cats

joltick: me irl: speaks in a fairly monotone voice, doesnt smile a lot, literally gets told i seem dead insideme online: uses double exclamations points!! says things like omg and aah and oooooooooooooh a lot. screams at cute pictures of cats

Magic-Bowtie-Dreams-221B:thempress:people Look Down On Mcdonald’s Employees But Fail To Realize That If All These Folks Left Mcdonald’s And Pursued “Better Careers” Your Ass Wouldn’t Be Able To Get A Mcdouble With An Oreo Mcflurry At 3Am. You

Lggyzalea: When You’re Out With Your Friends And Someone Really Hot Walks By

Dragonpajamas:Puts The Difficulty On Easy Because I Know Who I Am And I Enjoy Having Fun

Literallysame: Nohighs: You Really Think A Fuckin Pancake Is Gonna Fix This Heather I’ve Reblogged This With Like 3 Different Added Captions And They All Get Me Every Time

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Rum: Accents Are The Different Fonts Of Language

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Iphonevevo: When The Person Who Volunteers To Read Is Completely Illiterate

Baracknobama: “Do You Like Money?” “¥€$”

Flewor: “Was That Awkward Eye Contact Or Were We Checking Eachother Out” - A Life Story

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