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muchlikebear: if-you-see-gay-me: gotitforcheap: chucklebot: I am going to find this cafe and burn it down. locks eyes with the barista as I spray whipped cream into my coffee motherfucker I am PAYING for caffeine and the right to enjoy it any

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Fmlsdaily: Today, I Found Out That My Boyfriend Is Cheating On Me, With The Same Guy I Was Cheating On Him With. Fml

Fmlsdaily: Today, I Was Walking When A Man Pointed A Camera At Me. I Got Bitchy About It, And Said “Did I Say You Could Take A Picture?” He Replied With, “No, But Can You Get The Fuck Out Of The Way So I Can Take One Of My Wife And Kids?” I Turned

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